Top Ten Sermons I Will Never Preach

10. Abortion doctors: the greatest soul-winners because all babies go to heaven!?

9. God's outside time so pray for the dead! (He knew your prayer when they were alive!)

8. Yes, God IS a man so women ARE inferior!

7. Jesus ate meat and drank alcoholic wine! (He did though!)

6. Lets blame everything on Adam and Eve!

5. Since God loves burnt sacrifices, BBQ day and night!

4. God wants you filthy rich! (No He doesn't!)

3. The cravings of "Oholibah" (Ezekiel 23)

2. Women are saved through childbearing! (Now that's a verse to start a cult with!)

1. Obama (or Trump if you're a liberal) is the Antichrist!


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